will drop this week on foxnation.com, here is a preview. >> easter sunday, 1934 along a quiet road in texas, a group of young fugitives enjoy the afternoon. >> is it about me? >> they can all be about you, clyde. >> one is an ex-con and multiple murderer, and other fashions herself as an outlaw poet. >> you read the story of jesse james, of how he lived and died. if you are still in need of something to read, here's the story of bonnie and clyde. >> sean: foxnation.com, check it out. in the meantime let not your heart be troubled, greg gutfeld will put a smile on your face next. [cheering and applause] [cheering and applause] >> greg: i know! i know!

relax! relax! relax! there's plenty of me to go around. happy thursday, everyone. joy behar announced the view is going on hiatus. apparently it will last about a month during which that time the cast will sunned themselves in a field while slowly digesting an entire goat. and after the long deserved rest, they will be rounded up by border collies and outfitted with new cowbells. for president biden just sold his presidential memoir for $10 million. some are calling at surprisingly low but it is the largest advance ever given for a coloring book. look at that! that's a great cover! tulsi gabbard released info to

suggest russia had dirt on hillary, claiming that she suffered from fits of anger, aggression and cheerfulness. so basically she is a woman. [laughter] there turning on me... i like that. i don't have a safe word. kamala harris ex-lover willie brown doesn't think she can successfully campaign for california governor and is better suited for a legal role. it's a good thing she loves busses because she just got thrown under one. could have been worse, believe me. today is emelia ehrhardt day, commemorating the life of the woman who vanished while trying to fly around the world. she was last seen in new guinea trying to parallel park. ellen to generous enter wife are selling their u.k. farmhouse for $30 million. porsche said she needs more space for ellen's ears. [laughter]

thank you. and finally, the man who wrote the lyrics to ymca claims the song is not an anthem as so many people believe. right. and stairway to heaven isn't about anal. whatever. so once again, the media pretends that their corrupt, shameful behavior never happened. which means it is time for... >> announcer: yikes. nothing to see here. >> greg: they did it with the covid loudly, the fine people hoax, the haitian whipping folks and of course joe biden's brain where they claimed it was fine when it was missing more screws than a mexican roller coaster.

now it is the russian collusion hoax. so as we unravel the scheme to derail a trump presidency, the median i want all of us to move on after gaslighting us like jerry nadler with a lighter near his rear end. and so like the dead bird on maxine waters head, we're supposed to to ignore it, right draft? >> this is hardly information we should even be repeating. i'm not sure we should spend that much more time on it, frankly. the bottom line to all of this is that this is the retribution campaign that president trump has long promised. retribution to hillary clinton and distracting trying to change the subject. >> greg: i get why they want everyone to forget the last 10 years, i would as well if i was them. their lies created more trauma than those leaked photos from kathy griffins sex tape. i know!

the democrats directed by obama concocted the claim that trump conspired with russia to win the 2016. then they had a made-to-order report of russian meddling to the press. who swallowed it like a dick. you have to be a dick to swallow stuff like that. [laughter] see how i saved it? and it wasn't just some small story, it was a relentless narrative that actually ruined lives. what they did to all of us with his hoax is unforgivable and it demands justice. and other want us to forget that they ever said this... >> the russians definitively hack the election. >> russia hacking the election. >> the present is unsure if they hack election. >> russia hacked the election. >> russia did hack the election. >> russia hacked the election. >> all of these intelligence experts saying russia hack the election.

>> if you can get him to accept that russia hacked the election, see if you can get him to accept 21 the civil war. >> greg: like macaulay culkin, that hasn't aged well. but every single legacy news outlet ran with bogus headlines. and who could forget our favorite mark cuban impersonator who found a new crush. in this guy. >> this guy keeps turning up again and again. >> constantine. >> constantine. >> he is still russian military intelligence. >> the short man -- >> constantine. >> investor getting constantine for espionage. >> this guy constantine is the key that unlocks that door. it seems like would have to be. >> greg: if i didn't know any better, i would think she has the hots for that guy. but it's hard to believe this was taken seriously. no wonder they want everyone to forget it. they are like a drunk coworker who wakes up the next day hoping his pals forget that he went home with the office hunchback.

but while trump was framed, these hacks earned a living off of it, wrote books and won awards. it was the biggest scam since those pills i bought that promise to make me taller. "the new york times" and "washington post" one pulitzers for spreading the hoax. so false reporting get to the industry's most coveted prize. it's like leah thomas being named female athlete of the year just because she can fill her sample cup from 4 feet away. so today the media is like a junkie that made your life terrible for 10 years and now suddenly they claim it is all behind them and it is only because they just ran out of drugs. so should you forget what they put you through? no. you can't let this go. they need to make serious amendments because we are still living with the aftermath. people lost jobs, careers, friends. there needs to be consequences. when you call the laptop wraps

and misinformation, weaponize the doj against trump or cover up the decline of an invalid, there needs to be scalps. especially from elizabeth warren just for the irony. 's and other media claims that the trump administration is trying to rewrite history. [bleep]. these are in attempt to shift culpability away from themselves and hide the lie they perpetuated from us to decades. they played the starring role in amplifying the subversive plot against the president of the united states. they owe a lot of people on apology. they even include putin. think about that. you know you must have done something really bad when you have wronged even a murderous dictator. let's welcome tonight's gas! in high school he was voted most likely to still look like he is in high school. host of the guide benson show, guy benson!

[cheering and applause] he looks like the guy who waives you through when there is road construction, founder of studio tsc.com, michael loftus! he still has to tell lady gaga to clean her room, joe germanotta! [cheering and applause] finally, if this kennedy drives into a lake it's because she lost her glasses. most of the kennedy saves the world podcast, kennedy. [cheering and applause] guy, guy, guy... >> greg, and we just are with a fact-check? you said earlier in the monolog you don't have a safe word? we both know that is not true. and it is stairway to heaven. so just pull those together, i want to get that out of the gate. >> greg: literally getting it out of the gate. [laughter] do feel that we should move on. not from that joke but the whole russian thing. is that convenient now to move on?

they didn't want to move on then. >> it's hard to move on when we are getting new information and new disclosures and i have to admit i'm a little obsessed with the hillary clinton detail. i have no idea if it's true or not but the idea that they had to sedate her because she was having these bouts of violent anger and cheerfulness. the anger actually kind of works. that makes sense. that tracks for hillary clinton. i don't remember the bouts of cheerfulness. may be she has a really good poker face on that one. but can you imagine if they were sedating her because of these mood swings before the election, what sort of horse tranquilizers did they need after the election? for this poor woman after she lost something she was expecting to win. so that is the detail i keep reading up on and i hope we learn more about it. >> greg: it is amazing. and like i said last night, trunk will not try to put her in jail because that would only make bill happy. [laughter] michael, your life we could argue was already ruined before this could ruin it.

>> it was pretty bad. pretty bleak. then i got the new cardboard box! [laughter] >> greg: good for you! >> it's going great. here's what i want. i want less press conferences and more jail time. with all of these new stories coming out, i'm tired of getting right to the edge and then nothing happening. it's like playing at the deep state casino and learning a new card game and they are like i'd bettered all, what you have? i got hillary clinton, on illegal server at a bunch of emails like oh, sorry. you lost. try another hand, what you have? i got a handful of bidens and a laptop and a bunch of emails and eyewitnesses. sorry, sorry. when you play another hand, what you got? >> i got deep state, i've got obama, all of them and their likely another hand. >> greg: is this analogy going to keep going?

>> yes. >> greg: thank god it wasn't bowling, you do 10 frames. and then! [laughter] >> it was going to go. but i guess it won't now! >> greg: what was the last part of your long, arduous analogy? >> it was just more. i want someone to go to jail. i'm tired of being -- [cheering and applause] i'm tired of the legal blue bowling, greg. >> greg: that's what you should have said! it is legal blue bowling. all that -- we had to go through 3 minutes of nonsense. >> it's called! >> greg: joe, welcome to the show. do see you, first time here. try not to end up like -- [cheering and applause] they are applauding my question, all have you know. how do we hold these people accountable?

should be move on and forget that it ever happen? >> you can't move on. we have been lied to so long. and they are the defective leaders of the democratic party and therefore they are dirtbags. so how can we let them go? i mean i think they have them cold, the question is who is going to do it? i think posey gabbert has a great shot at getting it done with pam bondi. and i just keep my fingers crossed. i would look to see out in handcuffs. [cheering and applause] >> how was that, greg? >> that was good. they can't do the leg cuffs for obvious reasons. have you caught on the latest executive order? this wasn't in the story topics. trunk, you know this? the homeless thing. he has an executive order to get homeless and mentally ill off the streets. but it just came through and -- you want -- you in a bar and restaurant, this what you been

hoping for for decades. >> we had to fight off the migrants and now the crime is coming back, i just got robbed. i discovered lysed. walked in and, grabbed the 20s and walked out. >> did he look like brian? [laughter] >> no, jesse watters. [laughter] >> greg: he hides it in his hair. i'm sorry to hear that. kennedy -- >> may be it was track mamdani. not even marry up a thank you! i'm going to put this in my little ugandan person just get her away. [laughter] >> greg: i don't even know what that accent is but it must be racist. >> it's african american. like mamdani. >> greg: african american asian, aaa. where are we, kennedy? finish this up! >> ask a question! >> greg: what do you think? [laughter]

>> you note i think and i think you guys are going to like this. lock her up! locker up! [chanting] locker up! [laughter] >> greg: you're so craven! it's not going to work! it's not going to work. you need to go for brendan. you have to go for the lower fruit. and he really was the one behind it. you're not going to get obama. >> we talked about this last night, i still struggle with who's the chicken and who's the egg. who had the idea first? was it hilary? and the dnc or was it john brennan whispering in her ear like you've got this. there's 95% certainty you will be the next president of the united states and i will serve at your will and pleasure as the director of the cia. thank you, madam president, almost. but if, for some reason, you start going down a slippery slope, let's bring up this whole

russian thing. i don't know she came up with the first order, i don't have a problem with both of them seem total accountability and james clapper, don't forget he sat before a senate committee going when asked have you ever wittingly lied to the american public? he said i don't believe you've ever wittingly lied to the american public. yes. you lie to them, you spied on them and edward snowden was right. >> greg: you know what i say, clap on, clap off. [applause] you don't know why it's funny. it doesn't even make sense. but you've got a laugh. last night i thought i would do it again. much like your beard, guy. always gets a laugh. [laughter] >> we're changing our safe word to lower fruit. that's the new one. >> greg: up next, bidens book deal.

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>> announcer: wohl biden... [cheering and applause] >> greg: michael, the ex-president reportedly sold his men more for just $10 million. $10 million, that is 9,999,000 more than you have in your pocket. it's a lot to anybody who is not biden but compared to the other presidents it is peanuts. obama got 65 million. do you feel bad for him? >> i do feel bad for them lowballing joe on his book until i remembered he is going to sell a ton of these in the middle of the night. right? right around 2:00 in the morning there is going to be a toilet in georgia that overflows and then he is going to sell like 20 million of these things. he is most popular president in the history of our nation. it's going to be a great read. >> greg: given that it was joe biden i think it's vital

that they lowballed him. >> it will be an awesome read like chapter 1 was like, it was the best of times, it was the... you know the thing! and i was born a black puerto rican jewish person in scranton and then i learned how to be accountable from my uncle and then i was a lifeguard. chapter 2! i was born a jewish black puerto rican -- it'll be the same thing again, i won't do it all. >> greg: wouldn't it be great, joe, if he actually tried to write it? like if he actually sat down? >> that's scary. that is a scary thought. i mean then it would be a picture book. >> greg: or pop-up book. it would be called over the things you can smell. [laughter] >> they had to do the audible version. like read it on tape.

that would take months. >> it would take you months to hear it. >> greg: but they would have to leave all of the asides in. because then it would be like a classic book. kennedy, i think that it will obviously be ghostwritten. >> because he's going to be a ghost by the time its written? [laughter] >> greg: yes! >> that's mean. >> are you excited? >> i'm excited but you talked about lowballing, i think we are joe bawling. it's right there, greg. >> greg: stop doing that. [laughter] i mentioned this before, kennedy, he should pull an o.j. you know when o.j. said what if i did it? >> and kill his wife? that would be awful! what kind of a monster have you turned into? [laughter] >> greg: not that... yet... but like -- obama -- no o.j. [laughter] o.j. said what if i did it. what about what if i was it?

like what if i wasn't president? what if he just spilled the beans and talked about how he was like a trojan horse. >> what if he was like what if i was really a vegetable? it's like that sounds like a scintillating read! >> greg: you know, guy, is it possible that there will be something in there that rings of truth? or will it be -- i envision it -- it will be much different than a chatgpt summary. it will be like a 200,000 word wikipedia cut-and-paste of everything that you already know about him with maybe one chapter on him being president and his [bleep] and he will not have read it. >> sewer saying he might plagiarize again? >> greg: that is true! people don't remember that! >> i do feel like he would get a lot more money for this book if his presidency had ended differently, on his own terms

instead of what happened, all because of that judas george clooney. but i'm hoping that the title of this book is look, here's the deal. that would actually be his answer to the art of the deal and then i agree, i think every chapter should just be a ludicrous fabricated story that did not happen in his life and he will repeat a few of them, that's fine. i would actually read that book as opposed to the boring one that is going to be written for him. >> greg: it is all in the title. how about, where was i? [laughter] >> it's a one-page book, i don't know. >> greg: it is funny to think it might be 12 chapters but it is just one chapter that he keeps redoing over and over again. >> i remember when a comedian did that joke just moments ago... [laughter] >> biden does not. i was born a poor black boy!

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>> he has been around her long enough. he has seen her nonsense. she just -- i mean she's going to run for california, how she going to win by saying i hate trump? you just can't win. but rang against gavin newsom, i don't know. >> greg: the thing is, it is interesting that on a single person that she is ever worked with has ever said anything good about her. that is crazy. that means she is either awful or awesome. >> which one are you? >> i think it's the latter... >> people don't like to say nice things about me because they want to keep that a secret. so that people are surprised. >> a very well-kept secret. >> i just bought a second home in california so i went from blue state to blue states. right? it's like i'm getting ready to shoot myself. >> greg: northern or southern? >> there is a fire sale! >> it's not far from the fire.

>> greg: kennedy, your californian. isn't it interesting that he would say this? they dated. is this some bad blood between lovers? former lovers? >> i love it because he does not care at all. we know every thing about her -- >> greg: he has been around forever. >> he has been around her... there might be another preposition... >> i don't understand! >> greg: for our seeing impaired viewers at home who do not understand why the audiences laughing, she made a disgusting image with her finger. >> like putting a toothpick in a cheerio. he knows everything about california politics, he knows that everything in california politics is predetermined. given that and that she ascended through the ranks and went from the district attorney in

san francisco to the attorney general of the state of california to united states senator to vice president, that is an incredible ascendancy through the california machine. and given that, she still can't be governor of california because she failed to beat trump because she never should have been on the ticket in the first place, that city told her the last conversation they had according to this podcast was her calling him going, i'm one of the five final candidates, joe biden may name be his vp nominee and willie brown said don't do it. don't accept it, have him nominate you to be ag instead. that way he can then put you on the supreme court and you will have that for life. he was right, is ashley very smart person and he knows how underwhelming she truly is. >> greg: i did not know that. [applause] that is somebody who actually does the research. that i won't do. research is beneath me when you get to my status and stature. i have other people to research. >> very few things are beneath

you but that might be. >> greg: guy, don't you think it's strange that she's in this -- she is like nowhere. i mean we don't really hear much about her. is she done? as kennedy said, losing to trump -- it was -- what you call it, the death punch for hillary. is it like a death punch for kamala? >> i think if you are more interesting and charming she might at least be on the speaking circuit. but he was going to pay her six figures for that? i just don't think people want to fork over any amount of money for that. what is interesting about willie brown is she must think he is a monster. because he is this little troll who pops up whenever she is back in the news. he's like this scorned lover, abracadabra, here he is to attack her back to dump on her, to say she shouldn't do this. she latched her start to him in the early days and it started her career but he is haunting her for the rest of the career

and he seems to enjoy it. like his last words on his deathbed will be something awful about kamala harris. >> greg: they should just get back together. you know what they say, sex with your ex, last nag, more shag. [laughter] i wrote that cover line for a magazine 25 years ago and it is true today! michael, you spent a lot of time on the streets of california, literally and skid row. what do you make of this? to think she's finished? >> she is done. willie brown is like to know what all grandpa that you really should listen to. he's 91, tick-tock. he doesn't have time to live, he's like she shouldn't be doing that, she is stupid if she tries. your grandparents are going to lie to you. erupt your grandpa, i'm gonna be a stuntman. know you are not! and he gave her great advice.

i actually read the same thing that you did. he's like you don't want to be vice president, you get six months after you get fired and then you were on your own. you need to be ag and then you could be on the supreme court. i can't imagine her on the supreme court. can you imagine her explaining her opinion? >> greg: i think we have two people on there that are worse. i mean one who can even define a woman. i think kamala could define a woman. i think we underestimate the potential for kamala being a barrel of laughs. right? >> she might be fun, she could define a woman. can bring home the bacon, fright home in a pan. and never ever let you forget you are a man. [laughter] >> a woman is the thing that her husband hit when he was mad. allegedly. >> greg: that is true... she picks terrible men, with be

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there is no evidence that trans people are a threat to women. there is however ample evidence that the president of the united states publicly breaks about barging into beauty pageant dressing rooms and grabbing women by their [bleep]. wake up, america! >> greg: thank you. so trans people are superheroes. let's see. aquaman, batman, superman, i'm noticing a pattern. no one looks to the sky and says its a bird, it's a plane, it's a nonbinary something or other a and they call do the flash because he exposes himself and women's locker rooms? i don't think so! and you wonder why no one watches these terrible shows. but congrats to abc for looking at the colbert debacle and saying hold my bud light. kennedy, i'm a sucker for analogies, as you know. what did you make of the superhero analogy? healthy, unhealthy, stupid, silly?

>> it's so -- wire using this issue to divide people? the divisive rhetoric and the scolding of the american voter has fallen flat. now for the third election cycle in a row. there has to be more to entertainment than this. and i have said this all along, this is actually what is so bad for trans people because in the monolog he explains how violence against them is gone up so much. and unfortunately it is because it is a cultural wedge that is ultimately hurting them. and people like alan coming have no desire to find joy were a common ground which is the way it should be. it is focusing so much negative attention but even with that, he was actually over jimmy kimmel. [applause] >> greg: that was a comedy show, guy. when i need comedy, i want a

lecture on trans people. maybe there's someone like that. >> i'm still laughing hysterically internally at all those funny jokes we heard on that show. the problem with the shows and why you were doing well is that they live for the applause and not for the laughs. and the point of comedy, hopefully, is to make people laugh. when you want to be entertained, just sink act dance and joke and they refused to do it on shows like this. but i do agree, i would rather watch him because he at least is an interesting accent. jimmy kimmel has -- i don't know what he has. >> a hair system. [laughter] >> greg: you know it's funny is that they say they are living for applause not laughter but even the applause, they have an applause sign. those people would not have applauded -- ♪ applause, applause, applause ♪ [laughter] >> she's got show business to rats! [laughter] >> greg: you little weirdo!

what did you make of his pronouncement, michael? >> they keep making this argument that no one is making. no one in america has a problem with trans people. if you are a grown adult and you want to live your life, go, be happy. just keep this away from little kids. that's what everybody thinks. and to have him come out there with his little scottish accent, i keep thinking he sounds like mrs. doubtfire. and the original trans hero and no one had a problem with robin williams going, oak hello! people love that. >> greg: back in the good old days were you can have a laugh with a guy and address. >> but now we have ozempic doubtfire here. just move on with your life! >> greg: i think the one thing that unites all americans, joe, is that we don't like to be compelled to obey anyone's perspective. we don't care what you do. >> i will defend your right to

do it. >> greg: i wouldn't even do that... >> i have a drag show at the restaurant every wednesday and i have met probably 75 queens and probably a great deal of them are trans. they are great kids, artist, they can perform or they can dance. it's really amazing what they can do. but by the same token, there's a whole group of people that are trans... >> greg: i think most people that are that way just want to be left alone. the moment that there is an activist group that comes in and says that you have to think this way -- and the moment they started focusing on kids, that's for you lose everybody. you lose everybody. and i wonder why that happened. because who decided that? who decided? three medical centers today stopped doing the surgeries because of trump.

>> thank goodness. it's about time. [cheering and applause] and for the people -- if you are a guy and you're going to live the rest of your life as a woman, just tried to fool us! i don't like these fat guys in beards throwing on a sundress going, i'm linda! [laughter] >> greg: good point! up next, bitter man haters.

>> announcer: should we be concerned? >> greg: tonight on should we be concerned, women are fed up with dating emotionally unavailable men. so michael kapla go do you first because, well... anyway. [laughter] this is an idiotic op-ed and it's written by a divorced woman with relationship issues. she is trying to frame her poor life decisions on the concept of something called hetero fatalism. it is a term used to describe the hopeless frustrations of women seeking companionship with guys who are unable to commit. she is acting like this is a new thing?

like there's all these men out there who won't commit. hetero fatalism! >> they have to give it a name now because they weren't happy with the old name. because they are never happy! right? ladies, you've got to lower your expectations. just a little bit. there's all these rules and hoops like yes to be 6'4", he's got to make half-million dollars a year, he has to have his own rocket company an electric car. like wait a minute, you all want to sleep with elon musk. lower your expectations. >> greg: if people didn't lower their expectations, you never would have been married. >> yep! >> greg: it is true... >> it is! >> greg: but joe, i read this and i go, you know what it is? she's nuts. and when women are nuts, they think all of the other guys are the one who is crazy.

but maybe they don't want to commit because you should be committed. >> that's very true. i also think the population of available men has dwindled to just about nothing. i mean all my friends, i would say 50% of them are gay. >> greg: it's the water! they're putting something in the water! >> it actually is a cure for hetero fatalism. [laughter] >> greg: you should go on a talk show and go like back dr. guy benson is here to discuss the scourge of hetero fatalism but you have a treatment. >> yes, yes, it is one easy trick, become gay. [laughter] >> greg: but actually, there is gay fatalism as well, isn't there? >> i read this whole story, this essay from this woman. i have no interest in her bad romance debacle.

it feels like most of this should have been kept in a diary and then locked up next to her bed and left there. we don't need to have a public explanation of all of her issues but that is what this was. apparently she was in an open marriage and then divorced her husband to go to another guy who didn't want to be with her and now she is turning this into a cultural problem. no, this is a you problem. >> greg: that is exactly the point. this article was written about the guy that dumped her after she made a series of horrible mistakes. and now she is basically turning this into -- she got paid for this as well. hetero fatalism. no, it's because you're just an idiot. >> i wanted to die after reading it. it was so stupid. because of looking at this going, just admit it. all women are teenage girls and we all obsess about guys in the same way because we long for guys the same way we did when we first discovered guys when we

were in middle school or high school. and we are all stuck in that little bubble like oh, my god,, does he like me? does he like me more than a friend? did he talk about me? did he tell you anything about me? but the problem is they all have these women's studies phds because they spend so much time thinking and overthinking and over intellectualizing everything. and it's like unfortunately, that random goo that is inside of you that has always been there cannot be over intellectualized. you just have to feel it. and sometimes it sucks to be attracted to someone and they do not reciprocate the attraction but when you call a guy and you are like, are you still thinking about me? every going on a date because you said we would go on a date and all of a sudden the guys like whoa, it's like i'm not ready for anything now because you are insane. because you spent too much time navel-gazing and studying and in academia that you are now divorced from your genuine human feelings that you are now relegating to garden-variety

man. >> greg: nice. >> i feel smarter. [applause] >> greg: this is why i play hard to get. >> was it like on his and? >> greg: are you in my bathroom. how did you get in here? how did you get in here? did shannon tell you where i live? what is going on?? lovely hemingway, she's a delight. don' ret put go away, we will t back. when there's no pain, there's more gain. advil targets pain caused by inflammation for fast, strong relief. advil. that's real strength. (tony) the grind catches up with everyone--even me. that's why i trust qunol ultra high absorption turmeric to support my joint health. it's the number one doctor recommended form of turmeric. it helps you keep doing the things you love at every age. qunol. the brand i trust.

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